The Carneyvore Definition Funny Hoodie
The Carneyvore Definition Funny Hoodie
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Style
Sharp Satire for the True Political Insider
Designed for policy watchers, Ottawa insiders, and anyone who appreciates razor-sharp commentary and dry intellect. This hoodie pairs clean editorial typography with understated Canadian political wit, making it an effortless staple whether you are debating current affairs or heading out for a casual weekend coffee.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
- Clever Insider Wit: Features a crisp dictionary-style definition celebrating Canada's favorite economic punchlines.
- Editorial Aesthetic: Bold serif lettering and striking red accents create a sophisticated, high-contrast visual.
- Instant Conversation Starter: A subtle nod that connects you immediately with fellow political and current affairs enthusiasts.
Fabric & Fit:
- Fabric: Medium-heavyweight 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Fit: Classic unisex fit
- Sizing: Adult sizes S–4XL
- Construction: No side seams for a smooth, even drape
- Label: Tear-away label
See Size & Fit below for exact measurements.
Size & Fit
Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend Hoodie · Unisex fit
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 |
Width is measured across the chest, armpit to armpit, with the garment laid flat. Length is from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Between sizes? Lay your favourite shirt flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colours
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Don't iron directly on the print
- No bleach or dry cleaning
Washing cold and inside out keeps the print looking fresh for longer.
Shipping
Processing: 1–2 days. Every piece is printed to order just for you.
Delivery: 2–5 days once it ships, with a tracking number.
Cost: $4.95 flat rate, or free on orders of $70 and up.
Returns
Printed just for you: every item is made to order, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, including the wrong size or colour. Please check Size & Fit above before ordering.
Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll make it right with a free replacement or a full refund.