Black hoodie with "Cy Carneyium The Element of Calm" in periodic table style.

Carneyium Element of Calm Funny Hoodie

Hoodies / Navy / S
$64.95
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Carneyium Element of Calm Funny Hoodie

Carneyium Element of Calm Funny Hoodie

$64.95

Free shipping on orders $70+ Arrives in 3–7 days.
ColorNavy
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Keep It Stable Under Pressure

Engineered for unmatched composure, this design brings a clever scientific spin to ultimate chill. Whether you appreciate subtle Canadian cultural wit or just want to rep non-reactive energy wherever you go, this graphic sets a calm, collected tone.

Why This Design is Perfect For You:

  • Witty Chemistry Parody: A sharp, minimalist periodic table layout that speaks volumes without making a scene.
  • Understated Clean Aesthetic: Crisp typography and sleek box framing that pairs seamlessly with any streetwear rotation.
  • Unshakable Energy: Celebrates the power of staying level-headed, steady, and cool in high-stakes environments.

Fabric & Fit:

  • Fabric: Medium-heavyweight 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Fit: Classic unisex fit
  • Sizing: Adult sizes S–4XL
  • Construction: No side seams for a smooth, even drape
  • Label: Tear-away label

See Size & Fit below for exact measurements.
Size & Fit

Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend Hoodie · Unisex fit

Size Width (in) Length (in)
S 20 27
M 22 28
L 24 29
XL 26 30
2XL 28 31
3XL 30 32
4XL 32 33

Width is measured across the chest, armpit to armpit, with the garment laid flat. Length is from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.

Between sizes? Lay your favourite shirt flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
Care
  • Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colours
  • Tumble dry low or hang to dry
  • Don't iron directly on the print
  • No bleach or dry cleaning

Washing cold and inside out keeps the print looking fresh for longer.
Shipping

Processing: 1–2 days. Every piece is printed to order just for you.

Delivery: 2–5 days once it ships, with a tracking number.

Cost: $4.95 flat rate, or free on orders of $70 and up.
Returns

Printed just for you: every item is made to order, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, including the wrong size or colour. Please check Size & Fit above before ordering.

Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll make it right with a free replacement or a full refund.

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