Carneyium Element of Calm Funny Sweater
Carneyium Element of Calm Funny Sweater
Free shipping on orders $70+ Arrives in 3–7 days.
Style
Stable. Non-Reactive. Pure Composure.
Bring unshakeable energy to your everyday rotation with this minimalist graphic sweatshirt. Designed for sharp minds and cool heads, this piece blends clean scientific aesthetics with a witty nod to staying calm under pressure.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
- Witty Periodic Concept: Showcases a sharp periodic table graphic dedicated to the rarest element in modern discourse—unflappable stability.
- Subtle Intellectual Humor: A smart, understated conversation starter that speaks volumes without shouting.
- Clean Minimalist Aesthetic: Bold, crisp typography that layers effortlessly into any contemporary wardrobe.
Fabric & Fit:
- Fabric: Medium-heavyweight 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Fit: Loose, relaxed unisex fit
- Sizing: Adult sizes S–4XL
- Construction: No side seams for a smooth, even drape
- Label: Sewn-in label
See Size & Fit below for exact measurements.
Size & Fit
Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck · Unisex fit
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 |
Width is measured across the chest, armpit to armpit, with the garment laid flat. Length is from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Between sizes? Lay your favourite shirt flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colours
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Don't iron directly on the print
- No bleach or dry cleaning
Washing cold and inside out keeps the print looking fresh for longer.
Shipping
Processing: 1–2 days. Every piece is printed to order just for you.
Delivery: 2–5 days once it ships, with a tracking number.
Cost: $4.95 flat rate, or free on orders of $70 and up.
Returns
Printed just for you: every item is made to order, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, including the wrong size or colour. Please check Size & Fit above before ordering.
Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll make it right with a free replacement or a full refund.