Keep Calm and Carney On Funny Sweater
Keep Calm and Carney On Funny Sweater
Free shipping on orders $70+ Arrives in 3–7 days.
Style
Classic Canadiana with a Clever Twist
Make a sharp, effortless statement wherever you go. Blending timeless graphic heritage with distinct Canadian wit, this sweatshirt brings sophisticated humor and national pride straight to your casual wardrobe.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
- Iconic Graphic Contrast: Bold, crisp typography topped with the signature vibrant red maple leaf for an instantly recognizable look.
- Subtle Cultural Nod: A witty talking point that celebrates Canadian pride and humor without saying too much.
- Everyday Versatility: Pairs seamlessly with classic denim, tailored trousers, or layered under a jacket for an elevated off-duty vibe.
Fabric & Fit:
- Fabric: Medium-heavyweight 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Fit: Loose, relaxed unisex fit
- Sizing: Adult sizes S–4XL
- Construction: No side seams for a smooth, even drape
- Label: Sewn-in label
See Size & Fit below for exact measurements.
Size & Fit
Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck · Unisex fit
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 |
Width is measured across the chest, armpit to armpit, with the garment laid flat. Length is from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Between sizes? Lay your favourite shirt flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colours
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Don't iron directly on the print
- No bleach or dry cleaning
Washing cold and inside out keeps the print looking fresh for longer.
Shipping
Processing: 1–2 days. Every piece is printed to order just for you.
Delivery: 2–5 days once it ships, with a tracking number.
Cost: $4.95 flat rate, or free on orders of $70 and up.
Returns
Printed just for you: every item is made to order, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, including the wrong size or colour. Please check Size & Fit above before ordering.
Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll make it right with a free replacement or a full refund.