Keep Calm Carney On Funny Hoodie
Keep Calm Carney On Funny Hoodie
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Style
Keep Composure in Sharp Canadian Style
Channel calm confidence and clever wit with the Carney On Hoodie. Crafted for those who appreciate smart cultural commentary and understated satire, this bold graphic design adds an instant intellectual edge to your daily rotation.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
- Witty Cultural Satire: A sleek, modern spin on a classic motto tailored for Canadian political and cultural enthusiasts.
- Striking Graphic Layout: Bold, high-contrast typography in crisp white and signature red that makes an immediate statement.
- Everyday Conversation Starter: An effortless blend of streetwear aesthetics and insider humor perfect for casual layering.
Fabric & Fit:
- Fabric: Medium-heavyweight 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Fit: Classic unisex fit
- Sizing: Adult sizes S–4XL
- Construction: No side seams for a smooth, even drape
- Label: Tear-away label
See Size & Fit below for exact measurements.
Size & Fit
Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend Hoodie · Unisex fit
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 |
Width is measured across the chest, armpit to armpit, with the garment laid flat. Length is from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Between sizes? Lay your favourite shirt flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colours
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Don't iron directly on the print
- No bleach or dry cleaning
Washing cold and inside out keeps the print looking fresh for longer.
Shipping
Processing: 1–2 days. Every piece is printed to order just for you.
Delivery: 2–5 days once it ships, with a tracking number.
Cost: $4.95 flat rate, or free on orders of $70 and up.
Returns
Printed just for you: every item is made to order, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, including the wrong size or colour. Please check Size & Fit above before ordering.
Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll make it right with a free replacement or a full refund.