Carneyvore Definition Funny Mark Carney Sweater
Carneyvore Definition Funny Mark Carney Sweater
Free shipping on orders $70+ Arrives in 3–7 days.
Style
For the Politically Astute & Dry-Witted.
Make a sharp, understated statement with a design built for followers of Canadian politics and sharp humor. Whether you follow every leadership debate or simply appreciate dry economic wit, this sweatshirt delivers effortless, intelligent satire.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
- Clever Dictionary Aesthetic: Minimalist typography formatted with crisp, tongue-in-cheek definitions.
- The Ultimate Inside Joke: A witty talking point that instantly connects with fellow political observers.
- Understated Everyday Style: A clean graphic layout that pairs seamlessly with your daily rotation.
Fabric & Fit:
- Fabric: Medium-heavyweight 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Fit: Loose, relaxed unisex fit
- Sizing: Adult sizes S–4XL
- Construction: No side seams for a smooth, even drape
- Label: Sewn-in label
See Size & Fit below for exact measurements.
Size & Fit
Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck · Unisex fit
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 |
Width is measured across the chest, armpit to armpit, with the garment laid flat. Length is from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Between sizes? Lay your favourite shirt flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colours
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Don't iron directly on the print
- No bleach or dry cleaning
Washing cold and inside out keeps the print looking fresh for longer.
Shipping
Processing: 1–2 days. Every piece is printed to order just for you.
Delivery: 2–5 days once it ships, with a tracking number.
Cost: $4.95 flat rate, or free on orders of $70 and up.
Returns
Printed just for you: every item is made to order, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, including the wrong size or colour. Please check Size & Fit above before ordering.
Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll make it right with a free replacement or a full refund.