The Carneyvore Definition Funny Canadian T-Shirt
The Carneyvore Definition Funny Canadian T-Shirt
Free shipping on orders $70+ Arrives in 3–7 days.
Style
For the Politically Astute and Witty
A clever nod to Canadian political culture and sharp economic charm, this dictionary-style graphic tee is made for those who appreciate insider wit and policy banter. Clean, minimalist, and effortlessly humorous, it brings smart satire to your everyday wardrobe.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
- Smart Political Satire: A witty dictionary layout tailored for Canadian political junkies and wonks.
- Subtle, Clean Typography: Minimalist aesthetic that makes a sharp impression anywhere you go.
- The Ultimate Conversation Piece: Bound to turn heads and spark laughs among those in the know.
Fabric & Fit:
- Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Fit: Modern unisex fit, slightly trimmer than a classic tee
- Sizing: Adult sizes XS–4XL, runs true to size
- Construction: No side seams for a smooth, even drape
- Label: Tear-away label
See Size & Fit below for exact measurements.
Size & Fit
Gildan 64000 Softstyle T-Shirt · Unisex fit
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
Width is measured across the chest, armpit to armpit, with the garment laid flat. Length is from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem. Measurements may vary by up to 1.5".
Between sizes? Lay your favourite shirt flat, measure it, and pick the closest match.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colours
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Don't iron directly on the print
- No bleach or dry cleaning
Washing cold and inside out keeps the print looking fresh for longer.
Shipping
Processing: 1–2 days. Every piece is printed to order just for you.
Delivery: 2–5 days once it ships, with a tracking number.
Cost: $4.95 flat rate, or free on orders of $70 and up.
Returns
Printed just for you: every item is made to order, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, including the wrong size or colour. Please check Size & Fit above before ordering.
Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll make it right with a free replacement or a full refund.